A NSFW Guide To The Women Of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, famous for hitting balls with a stick and committing adultery on his hot wife Elin with over a dozen women, has been committed to a clinic for his “sex addiction”. His treatment, the “Gentle Path sexual addiction treatment”, is a “six week intensive program designed to treat sexual addiction, sexual anorexia, relationship addiction and sexual trauma.” I’m not sure which one of these symptoms apply to Tiger Woods, but it sure isn’t sexual anorexia.

While starting out his extramarital affairs with local club managers, waitresses and MILFs, Tiger Woods decided to expand to Playboy models and porn stars. Curious about some of the women he hole-in-oned? Let’s take a look at the women that put Tiger in sex rehab:

Holly Sampson (a.k.a. Nicolette Foster, Andrea Michaels or Zoe).

MILF mistress Holly Sampson: "I fucked Tiger Woods"

MILF mistress Holly Sampson: "I fucked Tiger Woods"

This blonde 34DD soft- and hardcore porn model was Woods’ 7th fuckbuddy. Besides appearing in over 25 porn movies, Holly Sampson also had mainstream acting roles as a teenager. Most notable appearances include the awesome Wonder Years, Matlock, and alongside Christian Slater in the 1990 movie “Pump Up The Volume”.

Check out Holly Sampson movies and Holly Sampson galleries on AskJolene!

Joslyn James (a.k.a. Ms. James)

Joslyn James was unable to comment

Joslyn James was unable to talk about her affair

Number eight on Tiger’s to-do list is Joslyn James, a brunette who has the word “orgasm” tattooed on her upper left thigh (in “Chinese” kanji characters). The other tattoos read “ecstasy”, “pleasure” and “betrayal”, adding to her white trashiness. Sporting a couple of massive 34DD silicone hooters, she was quoted to have provided “years of faithful service to Woods’ virulent sexual appetite”.

Check out Joslyn James movies and Joslyn James galleries on AskJolene!

Loredana Jolie

Loredana Jolie aspiring for a career in golf - yes please!

Loredana Jolie aspiring for a career in golf - yes please!

Uncharacteristically for Tiger, number twelve on the list is completely silicone-free, and even cute. Playboy’s “Cyber Girl Of The Week” for week 3 in September 2002 is preparing a book on her in-bed experiences with Tiger Woods where she’ll spill the beans on Tiger’s “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door and girl-girl.” Miss Jolie has since developed a passion for golf and is planning to enter the tournament circuit. I kid you not.

Check out Loredana Jolie galleries on AskJolene!

2009: AskJolene’s year in porn

It’s been an exciting year for us here at AskJolene, as 2009 was the year we launched a new design, really got our tube section on the road, and added more movies and galleries to our database than ever before. To celebrate another successful year, let’s have a look at what Jolene’s been asked this year.

What you searched for in 2009

In 2009, we processed a staggering total of 1,561,521,938 queries in all of AskJolene. That’s a lot. That’s 50 people served with a page full of free porn every second of every day, all year long!

If you’ve ever wanted to take a peek behind the scenes to see what everybody else is searching for, you’re in luck. We analyzed all the queries that were processed by our search engine over the entire year, and put these into a list.

So, without further ado, here’s a breakdown of the 10 most popular queries on AskJolene for 2009:

  1. Mature
  2. Amateur
  3. Teen
  4. Anal
  5. Asian
  6. Shemale
  7. BBW
  8. Granny
  9. MILF
  10. BDSM

As expected, mature tops the list, and combined with the numbers 8 and 9 on our list, the sexy moms are seriously outnumbering the teens at spot 3. Amateur and anal are popular as ever, and Asians make for the most sought after race by horny guys on the internet. Chicks with dicks are the sixth most popular fap material, followed by big chunky chicks. The mysterious world of ropes and whips concludes the top 10 of 2009.

This top 10 has been pretty consistent throughout the years for us. This is the stuff people search for when nobody is watching!

Oh, and if you’re curious of what would’ve been at position 11 if this was a “Top 11″ list, click here!

Most popular porn movies of the year

When we launched our own tube late 2008, we weren’t sure if it would get picked up by our users. Who needs another tube, even when it offers a lot more movies than just about every competitor out there? Well, apparently, you guys did. The tube proved to be a big success, and we happily indexed almost half a million different movies over 2009.

So, what has everybody been watching? Here are the most popular movies per month (the number of views are as they were while writing this article):

And of course, the most popular porn galleries

Picture and movie galleries are going strong as ever. Here are the most popular ones for each month:

Battle of the porn browsers

The year 2009 is marked by two happy things for internet users all over the planet: the rise of Google’s very own browser Chrome, and the decline of one of the most incompetent pieces of software ever: Internet Explorer 6.

In January, Internet Explorer 6 accounted for almost 40,000 visits per day. Over the course of 2009, we happily watched it plummet down to “just” 17,000 daily visits. We take this as a sign that IE6 users start to realize an almost ten year old browser just doesn’t offer the security and performance of today’s browsers.

Google’s Chrome browser hit the scene in December 2008, and has shown a steady rise in usage all over the world. Perhaps helped by the fact that Chrome is fast, secure and has a great privacy mode (allowing you to complete erase any trace of porn surfing), we started seeing Chrome appearing in our logs right after its release. The year started with just a few hundred Chrome users visiting AskJolene every day, and showed a consistent rise to roughly 7,000 visits a day.

And while we’re on the subject, us geeks just have to give kudos to the hardcore few who still use Internet Explorer 4, blessing us with a total of 12 visits this year!

Here’s the top 10 of most used porn browsers for 2009:

  1. Internet Explorer (57.1%)
  2. Firefox (30.3%)
  3. Safari (5.5%)
  4. Opera (3.1%)
  5. Chrome (2.5%)
  6. Playstation 3 (0.5%)
  7. Opera Mini (0.2%)
  8. Playstation Portable (0.1%)
  9. Netfront (0.1%)
  10. Netscape (0.1%)

See you next year!

Thanks for using AskJolene in 2009 to find the highest quality safe, free and hot porn out there. Keep on fapping, and see you in 2010!

Malicious redirect removed from the AskJolene searchpages

Yesterday, December 8th, some malware slipped through our monitoring systems.
Some of you might have noticed a vicious redirect to some Chinese website trying to install software. Within tens of minutes we removed the culprit. For those who saw it, we advise you to run some anti-virus software to assure you have not been infected by some malware download.

As always we continue to serve popup free porn — without malware — to our visitors and we thank you for reporting it if you see anything unusual while visiting AskJolene.com.

One step closer to one-hand browsing: porn suggestions as you type

Did you ever run out of inspiration of what to search for? Forgot how to spell “bukkake”? Don’t remember a model’s exact name? From now on, Jolene will help you search by adding suggestions for our most popular queries and models as you type.

Tits or get the fuck out!

By just typing "tits", Jolene returns various sizes and flavors

We believe that a porn search engine is the most efficient way to get your hands on thousands of porn movies and images. That’s why we want to introduce you to keywords and keyword combinations you otherwise would never have thought of.

Let Jolene find your favorite Britney

Let Jolene help you find your favorite Britney!

Go ahead and give it a try, you’ll be amazed at what Jolene will help you find! As always, let us know how you think about this update in the comments.

Happy fapping!

What’s new in AskJolene: new homepage, longer movies and faster performance

Over the last few days, we have been working on AskJolene to bring you a couple of important improvements:

Clickable search queries on the homepage

We noticed many of you just want to use AskJolene for what it is: a porn search engine. So instead of offering you a handful of movies on our homepage, we now offer a list of keywords that take you directly to results from our massive database or porn!

Longer movies by default

AskJolene will find and index any free porn movie on the internet. Consequently, this also includes stuff like 20 second sample movies. We now by default only return movies of at least 60 seconds in length. If you want, you can still find shorter (or longer!) movies by using the advanced search options.

More porn, better porn, faster porn!

On the nerdy side of things, we’ve implemented some changes to make AskJolene a lot more responsive. Especially you guys who are stuck with dial-up or slow broadband connections will see great improvements in loading speeds. We know waiting for a page to finish loading is a big turn-off!

 

We hope you appreciate the ongoing tweaking and improving from our tech guys. If you have any more suggestions for improvements or new features, let us know in the comments.

Happy fapping!

4 Simple Ways to Find More and Better Porn With AskJolene

AskJolene is built by nerds — nerds who love porn, who love surfing for porn, and most importantly, nerds who know how to make a great porn search engine. It’s only obvious, then, that they jammed all kinds of useful little tweaks and hacks in the search engine. Today we’d like to share a few of these power user tricks with you.

1. Use the – to exclude words

Exclude the stuff you don't want to see

Exclude the stuff you don't want to see

Searching for amateur -milf will return all results for amateur, and exclude all results that are known to have milfs in them. Searching for +amateur -milf will yield the same results, but the + is not necessary since it’s the default behavior.

You can exclude as many words as you like, and combine this with any other tip in this article!

2. Use quotes for an exact search

Ask for more specific results by adding quotes

Ask for more specific results by adding quotes

Use quotes if you want to find something specific. Searching for “big tits” will give you better results than searching for big tits, because the latter will return every result containing big and tits. That might be close enough in some cases, but if you want to be sure to exclude big girls with small tits, use quotes!

Bonus tip: you can also use quotes on single words. A search for “teens” will return all results we know to have teens in them, while a search for teens will return all results we think have teens in them.

3. Advanced settings for the movies

Use the advanced settings to narrow your search

Use the advanced settings to narrow your search

Sometimes you’re in a hurry, and other times you really want to properly sit down and watch a movie. You can tell our search engine to only return movies of a minimum length. Set it to “at least 10 minutes”, and you’ll have at least 10 minutes worth of steaming hot porn!

Been out of the loop for a month, and want to see what’s been added to the database since? Or just get the results added since yesterday? Use the “Published within…” dropdown to limit the age of your results.

And finally, the deep search. This will return more, but less focused results. Read more about the deep search in this blog post.

4. Advanced settings for the galleries

Find exactly what you want with these powerful search tools

Find exactly what you want with these powerful search tools

If you’re tired of seeing galleries with small pictures, galleries with only a few pictures or with just one single movie clip, then the advanced settings for the galleries will come as a blessing to you. You can ask Jolene to only show extra large pictures (to put that 24″ wide screen monitor to good use) or medium sized pictures (handy for watching porn on your small netbook). You can also tell Jolene to only find galleries that have at least 20 images, so you won’t be wasting time on small galleries!

If you’re looking for movie galleries (either exclusively, or along with picture galleries), you can tell Jolene to only return movie galleries that have at least a certain amount of movies in them. A great way to find multiple scenes!

As with the movie search, you can tell Jolene to only consider results added to the database in the past day, week, month or year. The powerful deep search is available to you as well, returning slightly less focused (but more) results.

Combine everything and discover new porn!

So, whether you want to find super high resolution pictures of Sasha Grey or movies of at least 20 minutes of with chicks with big tits, the advanced options are your friend!

If you liked this article, also see A Few Tips to Improve Your AskJolene Experience to further tweak AskJolene to your liking. And if you have any questions or search tips of own, let us know in the comments!

AskJolene Profile Sign-Up Emails Delayed

If you have signed up for an AskJolene profile recently, you might have not received a confirmation email until a few days ago. Some of our emails accidentally ended up in a queue, and were sent out much later than should have. We apologize if your mail was among the delayed ones.

In any case, the problem has been fixed and you can finally confirm you new accounts. Welcome to the community!

A Few Tips to Improve Your AskJolene Experience

Unless this is the first time you visited AskJolene.com in almost half a year, you have probably noted the small changes we implemented in our site. In the past few months we have been tweaking and tuning the website, working feverishly on the code, and pulling long and intense midnight sessions of testing, trying to iron out the kinks and improving how the site performs. We figured it would be a good time to let you in on some usability secrets.

Change the look and feel of AskJolene with the flick of a switch

Change the look and feel of AskJolene with the flick of a switch

First off I would like to explain about a few small buttons that we put on each result page. I’m sure you’ve seen them before, but you might have been too focussed on search results to take the time to explore them. Well, here’s the lowdown on what they do.

The first button changes how your results are shown. By default, we list them in a thumbnail grid, trying to occupy as much screen real estate with porn as possible. But, if you’re one of our loyal old time visitors, or if you like to see some extra information with your thumbnails, there’s always the old school list view. Give ‘em both a try and see how you like your free porn best!

Same results, different themes. All that with just two buttons!

Same results, different themes. All that with just two buttons!

The button next to that will either be a little icon of the sun or the moon. This lets you switch between our dark and bright colored themes. If the dark theme is too dark, switch to the beaming bright sunny theme. If that lights up your room too much, making you squint to see any porn at all, just switch back to the comfortable twilight of the dark theme.

And for the old in-crowd, the AskJolene.com die-hard, try the bright theme with the list view for an authentic, old school porn surfing experience!

AskJolene Launches The Biggest Adult Tube Search Engine

After four months of beta testing, AskJolene launched the biggest adult tube search engine on the web. With a fully searchable database with over 500,000 different tube movies AskJolene sets the new standard in the adult tube market.

Mike Schwalbach, Marketing Manager of AskJolene: “We do search and the market is clearly heading in the direction of tubes, so we made a search engine for tubes. With over a half a million streaming videos and thousands of videos exceeding 15 minutes we are the biggest adult tube site out there. We have the content and the infrastructure, and our traffic is growing rapidly.”

AskJolene also modified its online advertisement service, Topspots. Starting today, advertisers can buy highly targeted traffic for a large number of niches or reach the masses via “Run of Site” banners. The rates are industry competitive and start from $50,- per month for targeted traffic.

A Guide to the AskJolene Blog System

An AskJolene blog is a personalized corner on my website, where you may publish the galleries you like for all the world to see. Best of all: it is totally free and anonymous, and you can get started right now.

What you will get:

  • A personal website on my server where you can publish your bookmarks, along with your thoughts.
  • Schemable looks: colors, a picture and plenty of soapbox to stand on.
  • User Statistics: how many saw your blog and when, and what they thought of it
  • An integrated voting system
  • Daily user feedback in user comments
  • A link on my Blog Central.

In this document I will tell you all there is to know.

Getting Started

To start blogging, you must have an AskJolene bookmark account. If you have one, read on. If you don’t have one, get one now. It is free, anonymous and quite convenient in its own right.

Once you have an account, you can start publishing bookmarks. Just select the bookmarks you want to publish, and click on the “Publish” button at the bottom of your bookmarks screen.

There is one last thing you must do before people can see your blog: get dressed up. Go to your settings and personalize away: change colors and pictures, type some text to introduce yourself.

A closer look at the settings:

  • Title – This is the title that is shown in your blog and on Blog Central.
  • Subject category – An appropriate category makes it easier for likeminded users to find you. It determines where your blog is shown on Blog Central.
  • Autopublish – If you check this option, all galleries that you add to your bookmarks are automatically published on your blog. For experienced users only.
  • Mail usercomments – If you check this option, comments that users post to your blog will be forwarded to your e-mail address.
  • Registered feedback – If you check this option, no anonymous comments are allowed.
  • Picture – Show yourself (or your dog for that matter) to the world. You may upload a picture (jpg or gif) that will be shown in your blog and on Blog Central. It may not be bigger than 100K and it is scaled automatically.
  • Color scheme – Choose a scheme that fits your blog.
  • Personal welcome text – Is shown to the left of your blog.
  • Publish blog – To publish your blog, enter your e-mail address and watch your mailbox. You will receive a mail with an activation link. Note that by doing so, you agree to be bound by my terms and conditions.

Try playing with the settings before you publish. As the blog owner, you always have access to your blog, public or not. Once you’re satisfied with the looks, go public by using the activation link that I sent you. Don’t be afraid: you can always go back and unpublish everything.

Publishing

To publish bookmarks, just select them in your bookmarks interface and click the “Publish” button at the bottom of the page. Bookmarks that are broken (marked by a red or a green border) cannot be published, out of safety concerns. If a bookmark is published, it gets a yellow border and its date is shown in bold.

Bookmarks will be shown on a day to day basis. All bookmarks that have been published on the same day will stick together in your blog. Remember that AskJolene is based in Europe, so your blog will follow Central European Time.

As the blog owner, you may add text to your blog, which will be shown above the daily update. Just go to your blog and click the “INSERT COMMENT” link.

Feedback

I have done my best to provide you with plenty of user feedback. There are user statistics, update comments and an integrated voting system.

Every blog has a page with user statistics, which is linked at the top lefthand corner, just above the picture. The statistics show unique visitors, not pageviews.

Users are encouraged to post comments to your blog updates. The three last comments are shown below your update. To view them all, click on the “All comments” link. This will take you to a page where you can moderate the comments.

Rating

Every blog gets a rating, ranging from five stars (excellent) to none (bad). This rating is displayed next to a blog, and on Blog Central. The rating makes it easier to separate the chaff from the wheat.

A blog’s rating is determined in part by things I can measure, like the blog’s update frequency, and in part by the votes it gets. So, votes are important for the rating, but the rating is not a direct reflection of (say) the average vote.

Tips for making a great blog

I am not going to tell you how to run your blog, but there are some tips that you may find helpful. To secure a high rating, it is important to have a blog that is distinctive, attractive and regularly updated. Here are some tips.

  • Choose a fitting category and stick to it. I know that you don’t have a one-track mind. Your voracious appetite covers a broad range of adult interests and you’d like to share those with the world. While that is admirable, it also makes it hard for your visitors to know what they are getting. Wouldn’t you rather shop for a hammer at a hardware store than at a flea market?
  • Write a welcome text and choose a pic. Take some time to introduce your interests and motives. It will give your visitors a sense of who you are. An attractive picture will easily attract more visitors, since it is shown on Blog Central every time you update.
  • Don’t publish too many galleries at once. You are a cherry picker, not a spammer. Too many galleries in a single update gives the impression that you are not discriminating enough. Remember, if users want plenty of choice, they will probably use the search engine.
  • Update regularly. It is not necessary to update frequently, as long as you do it regularly. It is better to update once a month on a regular basis than to update every day for a week in a row and then go autistic for a month. Set yourself a realistic, relaxed schedule. You don’t want to get into deadline panic over porn, do you? Finally, tell your visitors how often you intend to update. That way, they won’t be disappointed when they show up too early.
  • Always post a comment along with your updates. It will give your visitors a sense that someone is home. Moreover, it’s a great way for them to get to know you.
  • Needless to say: only share the good stuff. All porn is not created equal. Though my search engine does a pretty good job at finding great porn, its brains are made of dry bits and bytes, while yours are made of warm, wet, throbbing flesh and blood. That puts you at an advantage. Use it.

Now go and get them, cowboy.