2009: AskJolene’s year in porn

It’s been an exciting year for us here at AskJolene, as 2009 was the year we launched a new design, really got our tube section on the road, and added more movies and galleries to our database than ever before. To celebrate another successful year, let’s have a look at what Jolene’s been asked this year.

What you searched for in 2009

In 2009, we processed a staggering total of 1,561,521,938 queries in all of AskJolene. That’s a lot. That’s 50 people served with a page full of free porn every second of every day, all year long!

If you’ve ever wanted to take a peek behind the scenes to see what everybody else is searching for, you’re in luck. We analyzed all the queries that were processed by our search engine over the entire year, and put these into a list.

So, without further ado, here’s a breakdown of the 10 most popular queries on AskJolene for 2009:

  1. Mature
  2. Amateur
  3. Teen
  4. Anal
  5. Asian
  6. Shemale
  7. BBW
  8. Granny
  9. MILF
  10. BDSM

As expected, mature tops the list, and combined with the numbers 8 and 9 on our list, the sexy moms are seriously outnumbering the teens at spot 3. Amateur and anal are popular as ever, and Asians make for the most sought after race by horny guys on the internet. Chicks with dicks are the sixth most popular fap material, followed by big chunky chicks. The mysterious world of ropes and whips concludes the top 10 of 2009.

This top 10 has been pretty consistent throughout the years for us. This is the stuff people search for when nobody is watching!

Oh, and if you’re curious of what would’ve been at position 11 if this was a “Top 11″ list, click here!

Most popular porn movies of the year

When we launched our own tube late 2008, we weren’t sure if it would get picked up by our users. Who needs another tube, even when it offers a lot more movies than just about every competitor out there? Well, apparently, you guys did. The tube proved to be a big success, and we happily indexed almost half a million different movies over 2009.

So, what has everybody been watching? Here are the most popular movies per month (the number of views are as they were while writing this article):

And of course, the most popular porn galleries

Picture and movie galleries are going strong as ever. Here are the most popular ones for each month:

Battle of the porn browsers

The year 2009 is marked by two happy things for internet users all over the planet: the rise of Google’s very own browser Chrome, and the decline of one of the most incompetent pieces of software ever: Internet Explorer 6.

In January, Internet Explorer 6 accounted for almost 40,000 visits per day. Over the course of 2009, we happily watched it plummet down to “just” 17,000 daily visits. We take this as a sign that IE6 users start to realize an almost ten year old browser just doesn’t offer the security and performance of today’s browsers.

Google’s Chrome browser hit the scene in December 2008, and has shown a steady rise in usage all over the world. Perhaps helped by the fact that Chrome is fast, secure and has a great privacy mode (allowing you to complete erase any trace of porn surfing), we started seeing Chrome appearing in our logs right after its release. The year started with just a few hundred Chrome users visiting AskJolene every day, and showed a consistent rise to roughly 7,000 visits a day.

And while we’re on the subject, us geeks just have to give kudos to the hardcore few who still use Internet Explorer 4, blessing us with a total of 12 visits this year!

Here’s the top 10 of most used porn browsers for 2009:

  1. Internet Explorer (57.1%)
  2. Firefox (30.3%)
  3. Safari (5.5%)
  4. Opera (3.1%)
  5. Chrome (2.5%)
  6. Playstation 3 (0.5%)
  7. Opera Mini (0.2%)
  8. Playstation Portable (0.1%)
  9. Netfront (0.1%)
  10. Netscape (0.1%)

See you next year!

Thanks for using AskJolene in 2009 to find the highest quality safe, free and hot porn out there. Keep on fapping, and see you in 2010!

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5 Comments

  1. Porno Mic — December 28, 2009, 2:41 pm
    #1

    Wow some nice stats, keep up the good work ;)

  2. Billy Gates — December 30, 2009, 3:56 pm
    #2

    I can’t believe people still use Internet Explorer for porn surfing… that’s the easiest way to contract a virus or malware, even on safe sites like Askjolene.

    People, please use Firefox or Chrome or even Safari for your porn, you’ll thank me later!

  3. the lone wolf — December 31, 2009, 3:01 pm
    #3

    Im part of that .05% that uses PS3. but the PS3s browser is Opera so does that total into that percentage as well?

  4. EdwardCullen — January 4, 2010, 11:20 am
    #4

    I will make it my personal mission to get lesians in the top 10 next year!

  5. Jolene — January 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
    #5

    @the lone worf: Kudos for using Opera, my favorite browser ;)

    The PlayStation 3 has a browser built in, which isn’t Opera, but simply called “Internet Browser”. You can find it in the XMB menu. If you’re using Opera on your PS3 though, your visit would be added to the Opera stats.

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