A NSFW Guide To The Women Of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, famous for hitting balls with a stick and committing adultery on his hot wife Elin with over a dozen women, has been committed to a clinic for his “sex addiction”. His treatment, the “Gentle Path sexual addiction treatment”, is a “six week intensive program designed to treat sexual addiction, sexual anorexia, relationship addiction and sexual trauma.” I’m not sure which one of these symptoms apply to Tiger Woods, but it sure isn’t sexual anorexia.

While starting out his extramarital affairs with local club managers, waitresses and MILFs, Tiger Woods decided to expand to Playboy models and porn stars. Curious about some of the women he hole-in-oned? Let’s take a look at the women that put Tiger in sex rehab:

Holly Sampson (a.k.a. Nicolette Foster, Andrea Michaels or Zoe).

MILF mistress Holly Sampson: "I fucked Tiger Woods"

MILF mistress Holly Sampson: "I fucked Tiger Woods"

This blonde 34DD soft- and hardcore porn model was Woods’ 7th fuckbuddy. Besides appearing in over 25 porn movies, Holly Sampson also had mainstream acting roles as a teenager. Most notable appearances include the awesome Wonder Years, Matlock, and alongside Christian Slater in the 1990 movie “Pump Up The Volume”.

Check out Holly Sampson movies and Holly Sampson galleries on AskJolene!

Joslyn James (a.k.a. Ms. James)

Joslyn James was unable to comment

Joslyn James was unable to talk about her affair

Number eight on Tiger’s to-do list is Joslyn James, a brunette who has the word “orgasm” tattooed on her upper left thigh (in “Chinese” kanji characters). The other tattoos read “ecstasy”, “pleasure” and “betrayal”, adding to her white trashiness. Sporting a couple of massive 34DD silicone hooters, she was quoted to have provided “years of faithful service to Woods’ virulent sexual appetite”.

Check out Joslyn James movies and Joslyn James galleries on AskJolene!

Loredana Jolie

Loredana Jolie aspiring for a career in golf - yes please!

Loredana Jolie aspiring for a career in golf - yes please!

Uncharacteristically for Tiger, number twelve on the list is completely silicone-free, and even cute. Playboy’s “Cyber Girl Of The Week” for week 3 in September 2002 is preparing a book on her in-bed experiences with Tiger Woods where she’ll spill the beans on Tiger’s “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door and girl-girl.” Miss Jolie has since developed a passion for golf and is planning to enter the tournament circuit. I kid you not.

Check out Loredana Jolie galleries on AskJolene!

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9 Comments

  1. Tigger Woods — January 19, 2010, 5:18 pm
    #1

    I don’t fuck white trash

  2. Tiger Woods — January 19, 2010, 5:56 pm
    #2

    Disregard the last statement. I fuck everything with two legs and some things with four.

  3. Tropiezos en la red — January 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
    #3

    GOOD FUCKING GRIEF those are some nasty sluts. Tiger should’ve stuck with his wife Elin Nordegren. Unfortunately AskJolene doesn’t have her in their site, but Google is your friend.

  4. RePeet — January 20, 2010, 2:23 am
    #4

    Go Tiger… Its your Birthday… Gett’r Done!!!

    I hear there’s a video of his sexcupades… when is it going to be released? anybody know?

  5. Elen Nordegren — January 20, 2010, 5:24 pm
    #5

    i love Tiger’s big blasian cock but his a dirty cheat! Better than tiny pathetic white cock LOL

  6. pornaddict05 — January 22, 2010, 8:08 pm
    #6

    Sex addiction? It’s the only thing better than porn addiction. I should know. Check out my blog – I’ll have a Tiger update soon.

    thepornaddict

  7. Bonk — January 23, 2010, 8:00 pm
    #7

    Hey Pornaddict05, post your blog I would like to take a look at Tigers sluts! :-)

  8. pornaddict05 — January 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
    #8

    Done. Hope you all enjoy!

  9. william — February 6, 2010, 3:32 pm
    #9

    hello.i like to know you,i want to no if i should dorp my private id?if u wish i should get connect too me williamikye@ymail.com

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